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The Powerpuff Girls in Deep Ocean Blues

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The Powerpuff Girls in Deep Ocean Blues
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"My Twelfth PPG Fanfic"

NOTE: This story contains blood, strong fantasy violence, and a bit of language. Thanks to Cartoon Network for creating the Powerpuff Girls. If you haven't read any of my previous fanfics I would recommend you do so, starting with "The Powerpuff Girls in Their Darkest Hour". You're also viewing this from Blade Lemon's POV. Some of the monsters used come directly from NetHack and all its variants, Dungeons and Dragons, Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, and possibly Cataclysm. Even though it's now 2016, the Powerpuffs are still in their original designs (from 1998) and have the original voice actresses. I also just learned that there was already a character named Betty in the original PPG episode "Run-of-the-Mill Girls", but she is completely unrelated to my version of her in any way. I don't own anything used in this fanfic except for my OCs.

"The City of Townsville! On a nice, peaceful summer day!" Hello, I'm Blade Lemon, and I've been invited to fight Betty, a normal woman I saw the other day. It was about 1:30 PM, and I didn't have anything better to do. So I got to the abandoned gym where she was, and she said, "Greetings, Blade Lemon. Pleased to see you could make it here." She's got blond hair and red cheeks, and her outfit consists of a small red sports bra, a brown pair of gauntlets with retractable spikes, black shorts, and gray sneakers with white socks. She is also a normal woman who is about 19 years old, and is about 6 feet tall... and her nails are painted light red. I said, "You ready to fight?" She told me, "I need to change first, but if I beat you, I'm kidnapping you and luring your friends here. If you beat me, I'll tell my friends about you. Either way, you can do whatever you want to me." She then stepped into the locker room and emerged in her fighting outfit; a dark red bra and briefs. She was still wearing her gauntlets, but her legs and feet were now bare. She said, "In case you're wondering why I'm now unshod, I can't stand having footwear on in battle." I told her, "Me too, Betty. That's one thing we have in common." Then she said, "May the best girl win." I decided not to use my flight powers, but I can jump about twenty times my height... and I noticed how smooth the floor felt after shedding my footwear. Remember, as artificial human, I don't have digits on my hands and feet. The fight started, and she immediately went for a sliding kick that I jumped over and eyebeamed. She lept out of the way and we exchanged several punches. She made contact when she caught me off-guard with a quick kick to the stomach. I took it like it was nothing and gave her a vicious uppercut, shedding some blood. Betty wiped the blood off and punched me in the chest, followed by a flip kick. Despite being a normal girl, her strength was evenly matched with me. I then hit her with a Fire Kick, and Betty then punched me in the legs. I knocked Betty off her feet and grabbed her left ankle, but she broke my grip and headbutted me. She then scratched me with her nails, causing me to bleed. I was feeling a bit dizzy by this point, but I knew I had to hang on or I'd be a prisoner. I threw Betty into a wall, which didn't knock her through it. She was in a little bit of pain, but just as I was about to get her up, she body slammed me, squishing me under her stomach. I reformed and she kicked me in the ribs, almost breaking them. She then made me shed some more blood via her spiked gauntlets. She slowly approached me and I knocked her down, giving me the edge and time to thrash her. No, she didn't make me activate my secret technique. I kept trying to eyebeam her ankles, but I couldn't hit her. I blocked one of her dropkicks and tried to break her arm. I would have succeeded, but her muscles were so thick that I couldn't. They rivaled that of Miss Keen's, by the way. I bit her left leg, shedding some blood, but she broke my grip. I kept aiming for her lower body, and actually managed to hit her quite a bit with my most vicious special moves. Betty then grabbed my throat after I missed a Fire Kick and began to squeeze it, but I broke her grip. I then flew over her and kicked her in the stomach, knocking her down. I then eyebeamed her ankles, but she took it like it was nothing. She then suddenly got up and nailed with in the head with a hard dropkick, knocking me out and slumping me against a wall. She said, "Well Blade, I've beaten you now..." I felt quite sad and said, "My friends will think I'm weak and useless for losing to a normal girl..." Betty said, "Don't worry about that. You must have underestimated me. I'm just as strong as Laura." By the way, Laura is completely unrelated to the new character of the same name from the upcoming game "Street Fighter V". She looked at the mirror and saw she was bruised a bit, but her injuries weren't life-threatening. I kept trying to get up, but I couldn't. Eventually, I passed out. Betty tied me up to a chair very tightly... and once I woke up, she tried to calm me down by tickling my Puff feet. Cutting back to the Powerpuff Girls, they were relaxing on their bed reading their books. Blossom was reading a sci-fi book, Bubbles was reading a history book, and Buttercup was reading a true crime book. Just then the hotline rang, so Blossom got up and went to answer it. She said, "Powerpuff Hotline-" Then she heard my voice, "Um, hello? I'm Blade Lemon and apparently I got myself trapped in an abandoned gym. Could you please help me? I'll give you a kiss." Blossom said, "Sure thing, just hold on!" Then she slammed the phone down, snapping Bubbles and Buttercup to attention. She said, "Blade's in trouble! Move out right now, she needs us!" They flew through the window and began using their heat-seeking abilities. Just then, they found me and charged in. Then Blossom shouted, "Not so fast, whoever the heck you are!" Betty slowly turned to them and said, "Girls, glad you could drop by on such short notice. I beat Blade and ended up tying her up so I could lure you here, using a good replica of her voice." Bubbles said, "What are you going to do? Spray us with sleeping gas?" Buttercup said, "You'd better not have hurt her!" She approached her and Betty said, "I haven't hurt her yet. You girls will learn what it's like to fight a normal woman! By the way, I'm Betty." I started to struggle against my restraints, but I couldn't break free. I said, "Girls, please help me!" Blossom said, "You asked for it, Betty!" The girls had a plan. Bubbles would aim for Betty's stomach, Blossom would aim for her arms, and Buttercup would aim for her legs. What they didn't know, however, was how tough Betty was, as she managed to knock down Blossom with one punch. She growled, got up, and charged for her. Bubbles tried to kick her, but she blocked it and threw her into a wall. She coughed blood, got up, and Buttercup placed Betty's left leg in a tight grip. She broke it and managed to give her a vicious spin kick, shedding some blood. Blossom thought, "She's a normal woman... how is she this tough?" Blood was dripping from her face, and she said, "Wait, Betty's got spiked gauntlets!" Buttercup growled and said, "That does it!" She took off her shoes and threw them at Betty. Both managed to hit her chest, knocking her down and almost breaking her rib cage. When the girls throw their shoes, it hits as hard as a kick in the same area. It was shortly followed by her stockings, which didn't do any damage to her. Blossom used the Boomerang Bow against her, and it was very effective. Bubbles then used her Super Sonic Scream, and Buttercup went to try and knock her off her feet... only to get stomped on and flattened. Shortly after reforming, she said, "That was a bad idea! Betty, you asked for it!" and hit her with a vicious roundhouse, knocking her down. Blossom then grabbed her arms,  and Betty began to struggle, but her thick muscles were failing her for whatever reason. She managed to break her grip and connected with a fierce dropkick to Blossom and Bubbles, knocking both of them down. Blossom fired her lightning blast at Betty, badly shocking her. Thankfully, she hadn't shed her footwear, so the second blast wouldn't come out. Buttercup got behind Betty, who was face-down and was struggling to get up. That's when the vicious Puff grabbed both ankles and put them in a very painful grip. She shouted, "Let go of Blade right now or I'll break them! Followed by your back!" Betty weakly said, "Girls... I surrender. Don't hurt me anymore..." The four of them were bruised and bleeding, but their injuries weren't life-threatening. So Blossom freed me and we shared a kiss together... then after I made Buttercup let go of her, we helped her up and she agreed to be friends with me after I healed her wounds. She decided to tell us how she got so strong as well. She told us, "In about 2006, I began developing my muscles to be extremely thick, since I wanted to be stronger than Laura. Me and my brother were invited to a Halloween party that year, and we were all dressed up as our favorite superheroes. Brick showed up and threw a brick at my brother, badly injuring him." She cleared her throat and said, "I picked up a heavy object and managed to throw it at him, and it hit him in the stomach. I then somehow managed to match his agility and strength while his brothers watched in awe. Everyone else began fleeing for their lives... but I swear I heard Boomer snap someone's neck and Butch break someone's rib cage." She took a sip of water and said, "They decided to try and fight me, but Boomer got a kick to the face and Butch got a double-fisted punch in between his legs, making him pass out. By this point, me and Brick were the only two people in the building. I slipped at this point, and he got a free hit on me. Since then, I've had a grudge against footwear in battle... just like you do now, Blade." Blossom said, "Did you beat Brick?" She told her, "Nope, but I did come close. I still want revenge against him." Bubbles said, "Maybe you'll get revenge someday... served cold." "Cutting to the hottest day of the year, where our heroes happen to be sunbathing at Townsville Beach!" As some of you may remember, I'm a very avid sunbather and will take any chance I get to soak up the sun's rays. Each one of us was in a two-piece swimsuit of our eye color. We got to soak up the sun's rays for about 90 minutes (of course we remembered sunscreen, it's not just for nerds), play beach volleyball, and go for a swim in the ocean. On our way back home, Blossom's super-hearing picked up a distress signal, and she told us to follow her. We did just that, and saw a young woman. She told us that the ancient ruins had been awakened, which happens only once every ten years. In them contain a lot of treasure as well as many obstacles for us to overcome. Blossom said, "We'll go get as much treasure as we can. Blade, do you have a sack?" I pulled out three massive one and said, "Yep. That treasure will be ours." Bubbles said, "Do you know where the ancient ruins are?" She told us, "Yep! Follow these directions and you'll be there in no time." Buttercup said, "I hope we get to fight some underwater creatures!" All of us had gotten some training in how to fight underwater over the past year or so via the professor's training simulator. In particular, we were able to fire our eyebeams underwater and use most of our basic attacks even while submerged. We even developed our swimming speed to where it's about three times as fast as the average human. Just before we left, she gave us four oxygen tanks, as there was a LOT of water in the ancient ruins. Even though we're artifical humans, we still need to breathe. If you cut off our air supply, we're as good as dead. We're good breath-holders though, we can last about three minutes before we need air. We decided to stay in our swimsuits, as there would be a lot of water... and after holding our breaths, we dove into the ocean. Right about now, the girls were thankful for the swimming lessons that my sisters Diamond Magic and Starry Chord gave them before I was born. Every three minutes, we resurfaced, as the oxygen tanks had about nine hours of air in them, and we didn't want to waste them. After catching our breath for a moment, we dove under again. When we got there after about an hour of swimming, we found out that the ancient ruins were guarded by some armored warriors. They tried to warn us about the fact that anyone who enters doesn't return, but Blossom said, "Oh please. I've read a lot of books where someone says a variant of this and they're wrong." They fought us, and got thrashed. The three very large ancient ruins were a sunken temple, a cavern, and an underwater pyramid. Blossom said, "I think we should do the pyramid first, as it appears to be 100% underwater." Bubbles said, "I agree, our air supply is so important, considering how painful drowning is." Buttercup suddenly remembered when she was reading a book by Windy Chain in which her character drowned in a very high amount of detail, as the book writer was famous for. We took a very deep breath, went inside, and (of course) the gate closed behind us. We found out that it was a maze of corridors and had several big rooms, and it didn't take us long before we had to switch to our oxygen tanks to prevent us from drowning. Each time we entered one for the first time, we were trapped until we managed to beat whatever was attacking us. We faced a tiger shark first, and while it tried to bite at us, we were too quick for it. Our eyebeams roasted it, and we were able to move on. We faced some stingrays in the next big room, but it was nothing we couldn't handle. Despite the size of the pyramid, it was the easiest to get through, mostly due to the fact that it was flooded... except for the top floor, that is. This meant that we could take off our oxygen tanks, which had used a whole hour of our air supply. It had some kind of sliding square puzzle that I let Blossom solve, and it opened a vault containing a very large (and very heavy) treasure chest... but not before a bunch of snakes poured out of the walls. We were able to beat them, mostly with our eyebeams... but Blossom was bitten by one, causing the poison to enter her body. This made me have to waste some strength healing it, as my healing magic is strong enough to cure poisoning of any kind. We then noticed that the pyramid was sinking, and now would be a good time to get out. We busted open a window and did just that. Let's cut to Diamond, Starry, and Mecha - they're currently in the middle of stopping books from being robbed at Townsville Library. The latter is the most deadly Puff of them all, as not only does she have standard Puff/Ruff powers, she also has various deadly cybernetics. Every time I see her, it seems that either she has new cybernetics or has gained a size increase, allowing even more deadly cybernetics or power sources to enter her body. For those of you wondering, Mecha does wear clothing, but her skin is made out of an extremely tough metal that greatly protects her. Her bones are also extremely strong too and plated with thick steel plates. Back to us, we decided to do the cavern next, which wasn't 90% flooded. Instead, it started off on dry land, and we decided to float a couple inches off the rocky ground. In case you're wondering, we can change clothing on the fly now, similar to what happened in the episode "Boogie Frights" when the three girls flew out their windows in PJs and emerged in their normal outfits. In this case, we're swapping our swimsuits for our normal clothing, except for our footwear since our feet are too wet. Blossom said, "I'm glad we decided to become treasure-hunters for a day." I told her, "Me too! I'm having the time of my life." Suddenly the lights went out briefly, and we heard a roaring sound. It was a horde of tigers! We quickly disposed of them, but they did bite us a few times. We then had to swim, so we had to change back into swimsuits. The water was a little bit colder than before. Bubbles thought, "This is the most I've had to swim in a LONG time!" Unlike the flooded pyramid, there wasn't much water. It took us about ten minutes to reach the other side, and we climbed up to find a massive treasure chest.

Of course, it was guarded rather well by three diamond golems and a balrog with a broadsword, making us change outfits again. Blossom gulped and said, "We've got one heck of a fight ahead of us..." It immediately wasted no time in creating a large cut just below Buttercup's legs, causing blood to ooze onto the floor. She gritted her teeth and flew up to punch it, but it breathed fire at her. It had no effect on her due to us being fireproof. My Fire Kick was of no help against the demon, and the diamond golems weren't doing anything. Bubbles used her Super Sonic Scream, and it seemed to work quite well. Blossom fired her lightning twice, giving it one heck of a nasty electric shock. I then used my Ice Breath, which proved to be very effective. The diamond golems were activated at that moment, and we easily defeated them... then turned our attention back to the balrog. It hit me in the left hand with the broadsword, shedding quite a bit of blood. Bubbles decided to go HARDCORE and thrash it. With all of us chipping it, it was enough to defeat it. After making sure it was dead, we took all the diamonds and the massive treasure chest. We opened it and saw a LOT of jewelry, gold coins, and various other valuables. I closed it and teleported it back to my vault. Of course, the cavern began to sink. So we made a hole in the wall with our eyebeams, and flew into it. Bubbles said, "That was far too close for comfort." Buttercup coughed up blood and said, "Yep... you can say that again." Blossom said, "Just one more... we're going to need a day off after this." I healed the wounds that we suffered and went into the sunken temple. We got inside and found it was only one room. Just then, the door closed behind us, and we heard someone's voice. "You girls will wish you never came here. We're going to send four different waves of creatures at you. If you beat all of them, we'll give you the treasure. If not, your life will be effortlessly snuffed out." Buttercup said, "I'm not afraid of death itself! I'll die fighting if I really have to!" Blossom said, "That's right, we've had close encounters with death before!" Bubbles was speechless. The first wave consisted of a bunch of master mind flayers, and I knew they could suck out our brains. We fought from a distance, with me using my various projectile special moves, Blossom's Ice Breath and lightning, Bubbles' Super Sonic Scream, and Buttercup's shock-waves. After killing them, at least sixteen bears showed up and were quickly dispatched. Diamond and Starry would be having salted bear meat tonight, alongside me. The third wave of monsters was a seven-headed hydra and two juggernauts (thick iron-plated warriors). We let Buttercup handle them while the three of us worked together to take down the seven-headed hydra. It wasn't easy - they kept spitting poison at us and they protected themselves really well. Just then there was a loud crack, and my X-Ray vision confirmed the juggernauts had broken three of Buttercup's bones. Even though we're artificial humans, we still feel bone pain, so we heard her screaming in agony for about a full minute before she passed out. They then moved towards her and Blossom bravely stood in front of her sister and took a blow for her. This cost her the red hair bow she was wearing, but the juggernauts didn't last much longer. We beat them, then the hydra was last to be beaten. I wasted no time in healing Buttercup's broken bones, then she got up and said, "Thanks Blade! I'm back in it now!" The last wave was a bunch of several brimstone fiends. They started throwing hell-fire at us, which is a special kind of fire that not even our elemental resistances can fully protect us from. While we were fighting them, we suffered some nasty burns... but we still beat them. I healed our burns, then we got our hands on the third (and last) extremely large treasure chest. After opening it though, something was wrong. An unseen mirror showed up and began sucking me towards it. I teleported the treasure to my vault, followed by the Powerpuffs to their house. Then I tried to hold onto something, but the vacuum got stronger with each passing minute. I screamed as I was sucked in feet-first, and I went through a very trippy portal... then I landed in front of a sign that said, "Welcome to Vilestown". I looked down and saw that I was still in my swimsuit, and thought, "Those damn girls are gonna kill me..." No, I didn't get any time to change magically while the portal was sucking me in. Besides, this ability only works in Townsville. It was just as busy as my home city would be at this time of day, with a lot of people about doing their stuff. I then went to Vilestown Library, and the librarian noticed my outfit. She was about to say something, but I told her, "I'm trying to hide from three evil girls who want to kill me!" She let me stay, and I hid myself in a closet and closed my eyes. Big mistake, as I eventually heard, "Tell us where Blade is or we're killing you!" "She's... I'm not telling you!" "Then see you in Hell!" followed by several bones breaking and a neck snap. Yep, whoever's looking for me just killed the librarian. Then I heard something open, so I opened my eyes and saw the one thing I did not want to see... the Powerpunk Girls. Berserk said, "Blade Lemon, we meet again." I said, "I'm not ready to fight! Look at what I'm clad in!" Brat poked her hand against my exposed naval (or rather, where it would be if I had one) and said, "Too bad, Blade. You fell for our trap. We knew you'd be after the treasure." Brute said, "You're going to feel the cold embrace of death!" Berserk said, "We need to tell you something before we fight. We're no longer welcome in Townsville, so even if we kill you, it won't help us. But we're still going to do it anyway just to prove something... and we forget what it is." I said, "I've killed you before, and I'll do the same thing to you again." I tried to fly past them, but Brat punched my stomach. By the way, the Powerpunk Girls still have evil versions of the original PPG voice actresses. I said, "That does it you damn girls! You asked for it now!" Back to Townsville, the Powerpuffs were at home, and Blossom said, "It's horrible, professor! We seeked out a lot of treasure but Blade got lured into a magical portal and now she's in Vilestown while she's not properly dressed!" He told her, "She's fought them before, and I'm sure she'll be okay." Bubbles said, "She won't be if those vile punks play dirty... which they will!" Buttercup was angry, as she knew that if I died, then Townsville would likely go to Hell... or worse! Cutting to Diamond and Starry very quickly, they had just saved a young woman who was trapped in dark muddy sand at the last moment and were now hanging out with her. So back to me, the battle got underway with the Powerpunks jumping me and hitting me a few times. Since the girls were brutal, each hit shed some blood. I then grabbed Brat's wrist and broke it, but she took like like I tapped her face. Brute then cut my chest with her spiked bracelets, shedding some more blood. I then flew out of the library and the punks followed suit. Berserk then eyebeamed my butt, and I eyebeamed her back. Brat then kicked me several times, and her pointed boots hurt rather badly. We passed by Vilestown Beach, and the Punks saw a young woman who was trapped in dark muddy sand. They wasted no time in finishing her off with their earth-based powers, which was unique to them. They then fled and tackled me when I least expected it. Berserk then bit my left leg, shedding some blood. She then grabbed my left arm and broke it with a sickening crunch. With only one good arm, I had no chance against the evil girls thrashing me as I didn't have enough strength left to heal it. After about ten minutes, I was beaten into a bloody mess. Berserk said, "Blade Lemon, we've beaten you again. Now you know never to screw with us!" Brat said, "It's time to pay for your sins..." Brute slapped her sister and said, "We already beat her before, but she got a last-ditch effort and killed us!" Then I passed out. About fifteen minutes later, I woke up and found myself strapped down very tightly in their basement. Just like last time, Brat and Brute were tickling my bare legs and feet. It felt really good, but I knew I couldn't relax. Why they were doing this to me is WAY beyond me. After about 20 minutes, Berserk then pulled out an axe that was six times her size, and asked, "Any last words, Blade?" I screamed so loud that every window shattered, and Brute said, "Not again..." I was sweating profusely and kept trying to break my restraints, but to no avail. Berserk then aimed at my neck and shouted, "See you in HELL, Blade!" My life flashed before me as she swung the axe towards my neck. I activated my secret technique, freed myself, grabbed the axe by the handle, and stole it from her. My glowing yellow eyes and blue skin didn't scare them though. Berserk said, "Girls, we haven't beaten her yet! Take the axe back!" I swung it at her head and connected, shedding a lot of blood. Brat then tried to hit my arms, but she missed and got her legs badly mangled. Brute then punched me in the stomach so hard I dropped the axe. She picked it up and hit my stomach, tearing it apart. I wasted no time in badly mauling her with one of my super moves, killing her and covering me in her blood. It wasn't THAT much, by the way. Berserk said, "We can't let the death of her get to-" WHAM! I drop-kicked her so hard in the face that she spit up blood. Yep, I learned that move from Betty. Brat then kicked me in the stomach, making me drop the axe. She picked it back up and swung it at me, but I dodged it and eyebeamed her. Berserk then grabbed the back of my neck and put me in a helpless position, but I broke free somehow. Brat was next to die via a powerful uppercut that sent her into a ceiling, which was followed by a massive explosion. Berserk pleaded for mercy, but there was none to be had - I destroyed her footwear with my eyebeams and grabbed her now uncovered legs and feet. She said, "Blade, you should know that not even death slows us down. We'll be back someday... but we'll let you vent your anger on Vilestown without us fighting you." Then I broke her neck with very great effort. The Powerpunks were dead, but their remains teleported to their bowl. Their house has extremely high security, so even if I attempted to open the door, it would get me arrested. Just when the Powerpuffs thought I was dead, I emerged from the mirror and Blossom said, "Blade, you look like you got run over by a... sports car!" I quickly healed my injuries and passed out from exhaustion. Bubbles looked at her sisters and said, "She wasn't that badly hurt unlike last time. At least those Punks won't be invading us any time soon... phew." Diamond and Starry were with the woman they had saved, and they found out that her name was Magdalene. She might be important in a later story, but I'm not sure. About two days later, there was a cat-napper going around stealing cats from people, and I was assigned to stop whoever was responsible for this. I managed to corner him in a dead end and beat him down quickly. One of the cats I saved was white, and I remembered seeing her earlier. I used my language powers and found out she wanted to hang out with me. I sat on a park bench with it and began petting her soft white fur. That's when I saw a 20-year-old human woman, and she said, "Greetings, Blade. I've heard about how brave and sweet you are. I'm Capa. She has black hair and yellow eyes, and is wearing a small blue shirt that exposes her stomach, dark blue shorts, and dark blue sandals. She also has various tattoos on her chest, arms, and legs that make her look pretty. I asked her, "Do you have a boyfriend?" She told me, "Nope, and I have no plans on getting one." I noticed her nails were painted black, which looked good on her. So I spent the next thirty minutes talking to Capa. Let's cut to Bubbles for a little bit, as she seems to be attracted to a kitten that just came outside her house. Suddenly it opened its mouth and sprayed some gas at her, knocking her out. This is, of course, a reference to the Flash series "Operation Powerpuff". About ten minutes later, Bubbles woke up and found herself strapped to a wall, and she looked around. This basement didn't look anything familiar to her at all. Despite the fact that she was as strong as her sisters, she couldn't break her very tight captors. She heard footsteps and saw Princess Morbucks, causing her heart to stop for a second. She said, "Well Bubbles, you fell for my trap! I'm afraid you're screwed now!" The blue Puff looked around in fear, but thankfully she saw nothing threatening to her. The spoiled brat was in her battle armor, but her boots and gauntlets had sharp spikes which could cause heavy damage... even to us. Rico (one of my oldest enemies) showed up along with the Rowdyruff Boys, and all four of them were happy to see Bubbles tightly tied up. Each boy was in their normal respective outfit, and Morbucks said, "If any of you make a move on me, you'll be next to be tortured." I was then called into action, so I decided to call Blossom, Buttercup, Diamond, Starry, Mecha, Gothra (clad in only a small gray tank top that exposed her chest, and a dark gray pair of small briefs), Betty (clad in her cute fighting outfit I mentioned earlier) Cindy (clad in a black tank-top, a pair of silver briefs, and teal Mary Janes with long white stockings), and Lexi Bunny (no relation at all to the character of the same name from "Loonatics Unleashed"), a female bunny from ACME Acres. Her fur's yellow, and her eyes are dark yellow. Her outfit consists of a black blouse and a dark yellow skirt. What's notable about her is that her ears and feet are about 75% bigger than the other bunnies we met in the previous story (but her arm-span's about 15% shorter), and she has a higher-pitched version of my voice. She showed off her athletic skills, as she was about as fast as us running/flying. We got inside and Lexi quickly picked the lock and opened the door. Morbucks said, "What a surprise, Blade. You think you can stop me?" I told her, "I wouldn't have come here if I couldn't." Starry said, "Let go of her!" Diamond said, "Or we'll kick your butt so hard it'll hurt!" Rico and the boys flew out of the building, and we gave chase to them. We were going to fight them outside... but not before Lexi destroyed the brainwashing machine that Morbucks was going to use. She said, "You boys are going to be on the receiving end of these big bunny feet!" Of course, she just had to show off her "cuties", similar to a certain pink bunny. She didn't get to say anything, because Boomer said, "Lexi, by the time we're done with you, you'll wish you were wearing shoes!" Brick slapped him for saying something really stupid. Me, Diamond, and Starry shed our footwear, and the fight started. But before it did, Mecha broke into Morbucks house and noticed Morbucks wasn't in the basement. The cyborg/Puff fusion had gotten several new bionics, including LED eyes (her older eyes were badly damaged by a solar flare) and a built-in camera without a clicker sound, allowing her to take secret pictures in high resolution and quality. She quickly freed Bubbles and brought her to us. The brat screamed, "You damn robotic Puff! This isn't fair!" Mecha said, "Life isn't fair. Now I'll kick your butt with the help of my friends." We took the fight to Townsville Park quickly, and she followed us. Bubbles flew to her house quickly to get a spare set of footwear, and came back in time to see her sisters pounding on the boys. I was fighting Rico, Blossom was fighting Brick, Lexi was fighting Boomer, Buttercup was fighting Butch, and Cindy was fighting Morbucks. I heard Raya screaming, so I went to save her from drowning in a rip tide at Townsville Beach. After doing so, she hugged me and said, "Thanks Blade. How about you come to my next show in a few weeks?" I told her, "Sure thing. My friends are in trouble right now, so I gotta go help them. I'll be back, I promise." She blew me a kiss and I flew off after putting her down on her towel. By the time I got back to my friends, they weren't that badly hurt. Blossom said, "Thank goodness you came back, Blade! Quick, use your lightning ball!" I did just that to Morbucks, and she got a nasty electric shock. Mecha then flew over to her and thrashed her quickly, leaving her down... for now. Blossom hid behind a tree and got ready to take off her shoes, but before she could, Brick showed up and slammed her large head into the tree, shedding quite a bit of blood. Then he ripped off her hair bow and tore it in half, yanked her shoes off, and ripped her stockings in half... all while she was dazed from the impact with the tree. The next thing he knew, he felt Betty's feet connect with his head, knocking him down and making him dizzy briefly. Blossom shook it off, growled, and gave him a few kicks followed by a vicious uppercut, proving that even when the girls don't have their footwear, they still kick just as hard. Bubbles and Boomer were using their eyebeams, and they were taking turns roasting each other. Diamond and Starry were not having much luck, as the rough boys kept aiming for their legs and feet. Eventually, Butch broke Starry's right foot and Brick twisted Starry's left ankle. They told us that they were of no more use in this fight. I healed them and teleported them back home. Of course, this put a good strain on my strength. Mecha then lept from the tree and pounced on Brick, knocking off his hat. She then pierced him with a rail-gun shot into a flamethrower (yup, she got a upgrade to her mini-flamethrowers), setting his shirt on fire. While we're fireproof, our clothes are not. Brick ended up losing it completely, exposing his entire midsection. Rico then got pierced by a rail-gun shot, and he tried to flee. Mecha trapped him in a sticky net and teleported him to jail. I then blocked some of Butch's kicks and broke his ribs with a Fire Kick. Gothra hadn't gotten a chance to do anything yet, she was just cheering us on. Laura and her mother happened to pass by, and that's when Brick attempted to attack her. By the way, both of them are clad in a black shirt, black briefs, and gray sandals. The tall woman grabbed onto a tree branch and swung herself around a few times before letting go, connecting with both feet. Boomer then nailed Mecha with his secret technique, but all that happened was that he got a 7,500 volt electric shock. She told him, "Yep. I'm immune to your stupid secret technique." He was stinged a little bit, but then didn't stop Rico from killing a stray dog with it and disposing of it via eyebeams. Bubbles didn't notice it, as she was too occupied with fighting Butch. He then was kicked in the face by both of Gothra's feet. Suddenly Morbucks got back up and used one of her deadly gadgets against Blossom, tearing her red dress and shedding some blood. She growled and focused completely on her, then said, "Modesty won't even come close to beating us!" Just then, Morbucks grabbed the pink Puff's feet, but she broke free and gave her a taste of some lightning blasts fired from her hands and feet. Butch wasn't doing nothing this whole time, he was trying to help his brothers, but Cindy and Lexi were keeping him at bay with their long-ranged and big kicks, respectively. Suddenly Brick got up and tried to dive bomb Lexi's right foot. Big mistake, as not only did he miss, he was flattened by her before he could get up. He quickly reformed and knocked her down, but Cindy kept him off her until she could get up. Mecha then easily beat Butch, and he ended up in jail. Morbucks used her martial arts against Lexi, and to my amazement both of them were evenly matched. Boomer then made Cindy miss a kick and bit her left leg. He shook her around for a bit, opening up an artery and causing blood to flow out of the wound. I got him off of her and quickly healed it. Cindy said, "So much better..." Then she drop-kicked him hard, knocking him out. He ended up in jail too, and Blossom said, "You boys haven't learned your lesson. Ever since Blade Lemon joined us as our tag-along kid, you can't beat us." Brick said, "We would if you girls didn't fight so damn dirty!" Betty said, "I finally got my revenge on you damn boys for injuring my brother." Brick tried to get away, but Betty grabbed him and thought about kissing him. I told her about the RRB's cutie shots from "The Boys are Back in Town" and she instead threw him into a tree. Brick said, "You and your sisters won't be so lucky the next time we meet..." Buttercup said, "There won't be one if you keep talking like that!" She then kicked Brick's face several times and finished him off with a vicious punch between the legs... then he ended up in jail. Mecha, Cindy, and Lexi decided to watch us now, and the spoiled brat said, "Grrr... you damn girls. Why can't I get what I want?" Blossom said, "Because you haven't done a damn good thing ever since 1999." Bubbles said, "That's right! Together, almost nothing can beat us!" Buttercup shouted, "That's right! Now prepare to feel the fury of my Puff feet!" Then we thrashed her, leaving her back in her normal outfit... except for her boots and gauntlets. Her battle armor had been teleported back to her mansion, and Mecha went behind her to lock her legs in place. Blossom said, "Good job girls!" We held each other's hand and raised them then shouted, "Girl power!" She turned to Gothra and said, "Thanks for being there to help us, even though you didn't get to do much." The tall Puff told her, "You're welcome, Blossom. I haven't had much to do recently. Maybe next time...?" Buttercup said, "Laura, I wish you and your mother could help us more often." She told her, "I'm just a normal woman. I can't do any of those cool superpowers you can. Wait, something doesn't smell right." Buttercup said, "That's not my uncovered feet. It's a skunk!" Yep, a skunk had its eye on Laura, but Bubbles talked to it with her animal powers and told it not to spray her... but rather, it fled. Just then the girls heard Morbucks laughing, so they turned around and saw me tickling her stomach and feet. After I stopped, Blossom said, "Thanks Blade. Your help is always appreciated. Without you, the boys would have thrashed us again." Cindy said, "Like, those boys now totally know not to mess  with me." Mecha said, "The Rowdyruffs made me sweat a little bit. Ever since I got these cybernetic legs, I've never come close to being defeated." Lexi was checking herself out to make sure that she was squeaky-clean and she said, "That's the first time I've broken a sweat in quite awhile... not counting my many visits to the gym." She then hopped into a Wackyland Portal and went away. Betty then kissed me and said, "Thanks for the help... I appreciate it. The next time we meet, you can do anything you want to me... as long as it's nothing too suggestive for the audience." Before we went our separate ways, Mecha told me about her battery power and how she can recharge herself. She can use batteries to restore her power, burn nearly any organic material and use it as fuel, use her built-in solar panels on a hot day, or even sleep. While she mostly doesn't need to eat, drink, or sleep, these can help her if she's away on an extended assignment and can't recharge. Her creator is working on a power source that gives her unlimited power, allowing her to spam her most deadly cybernetics. I spent the rest of the day with Raya, and I got to go swimming with her, played beach volleyball against her, and more. Laura and her mother, meanwhile, were comforting the Powerpuffs. Laura gave each girl a back rub, and Laura's mother comforted their feet. The next day, I ended up having to save Capa from the vile Sedusa. Not sure why she decided to kidnap her, but whatever. The pale lady tried to use her sticky hair gel against me, but I was immune to it. In fact, I got to use it on my hair, and said, "You damn woman. You didn't remember that I'm immune to your stupid hair gel. Now let go of her before I-" She dropped her and I teleported Sedusa to jail. Capa said, "Thanks Blade, you're so brave." I told her, "You're welcome. I didn't call the Powerpuffs because I didn't want them to get hit by sticky hair gel." I then used my future-seeing powers, and found out that Sedusa's hair gel now had the ability to damage clothing. I ended up agreeing with Capa to hang out with her after my patrol was done... and I ended up saving a bus full of cheerleaders from getting totaled by a pick-up truck. I didn't have the help of the Powerpuffs, as they were patrolling Townsville. I then found out from the fortune teller that I had averted the demise of each and every cheerleader. During the next week, I met a young woman with red hair and a white outfit. Her name was Katherine, and appeared to be 16 years old. She had no boyfriend either, and was a former sky pirate assisted by several of her square-shaped robots. Now she's a "pleasure-seeker" that happily looks for a chance to show off. A long time ago, she forced me onto her airship and we were shipwrecked by a sudden storm. Anyway, before I get carried away, let's continue.

The next time Lexi visited was a week later. I said, "Hi Lexi! I've got something for you." I handed her a carrot half-covered in chocolate, and she said, "A carrot? For me? You know how common those things are now thanks to the carrot garden of two certain bunnies." She then ate it in five bites and noticed she was beginning to feel light-headed and sleepy. Lexi said, "Blade, this tastes so good... but why am I so tired?" I told her, "I put in something a little bit extra-special for you." She didn't like the sound of that, but she passed out. When she woke up, she noticed she couldn't move and was in a dark room. Lexi looked around and saw that her feet were tightly tied to a metal box with her hands tied behind her. She said, "Blade, what the heck are you going to do to me?!" I told her, "Hold still and take a deep breath. I'm your friend, and I won't hurt you." Lexi did just that, and I said, "Good. Now don't tell anybody about this once you get out." The next thing Lexi knew, I began tickling her big bunny feet, and this quickly caused her to burst into laughter. Eight and a half minutes later, I stopped and untied her. Lexi said, "Blade, I loved that so much. Thank you." I washed my hands and said, "You're welcome, Lexi. Call me if you or your friends need help!" Then she went back to her home in ACME Acres. Later that day I was fighting some criminals who had kidnapped several young women with the help of Cindy. Their leader decided to make fun of my lack of footwear in battle, and I can't remember what happened as my secret technique kicked in. I thrashed on him, making his underlings run away. They didn't get far though - Cindy stopped him. After I went back to normal, I told the cops what had happened as I was handing over the criminals. The leader of the criminals was dead, but I hadn't killed him - he had died of a heart attack. This helped me avoid being arrested, but as it turns out, I wouldn't have been anyway... because the police knew from the fortune teller that arresting me wouldn't help Townsville in any way. I didn't have the service of the Powerpuffs, as they were patrolling Townsville separately from me. Cindy said, "You were like, totally amazing!" I thanked her and we went our separate ways. Let's cut to Raya's show, where the exotic dancer showed up in her normal outfit next to me and said, "Ladies and gentlemen! I'd like to introduce you to our first new special guest in quite awhile... Miss Keen!" The crowd roared in amazement as they saw the nicest teacher in the world come out, and the Powerpuffs had their jaws drop. Yep, they were there too, but it was way past their bedtime. Of course, the professor simply wouldn't know about it. Miss Keen shed her orange dress, revealing a two-piece orange swimsuit with white polka-dots. She had also painted her nails ruby red, and I was in a small yellow two-piece swimsuit (it doubles as my dancing outfit). Nope, neither one of us had footwear on. Blossom said, "Our teacher's a dancer now?" Bubbles said, "She looks so adorable in that!" Buttercup said, "She sure does! But why is she dancing?" After Raya spun around and changed into her newest dancing outfit (a small two-piece pink swimsuit with white polka-dots), we said, "Let's do this!" We heard some wolf whistles from the crowd as the spotlights came on us. Of course, every male person there knew about Windy Chain and the fact that she could kill anyone who got engaged to Raya. I got a look at the crowd and saw the Powerpuffs as well as Capa, Rosanna, Cindy, Lexi, Diamond, Starry, Laura, her mother, Gothra, Robin Synder, Windy Chain, and Zaya were among the crowd. In the meantime, Mecha was talking to the professor about how she had been hired by somebody for the first time. She told him how impressed the person was with her deadly bionics, and the professor asked if she had a close brush with death before. Mecha said, "Nope, not even once. That's how tough I am..." She then showed him a montage of pictures showing how her life had progressed. First she was a normal Puff, then her legs were given cybernetics, followed by her feet, arms, chest, and the rest of her body. Then he told her, "I'm planning on teaching Blade how to use Dynamo, since the Powerpuffs can no longer use it." She said, "I've already got some of Dynamo's abilities, like shooting missiles out of my arms and legs." This is a callback to the original series Season 1 finale, "Uh-Oh Dynamo". Back to us, we danced up one hell of a storm to at least ten songs. Four of them were Raya's standard dance music, while three were Miss Keen's favorite songs. My favorite song was saved for last, and it was a really hyper energetic one. In the end, we finished up our dances together and had worked up one hell of a sweat. Each one of us got a very large amount of gold pieces, and we got back to the changing room to find out that Miss Keen's footwear had been stolen, along with my dress and footwear! Thankfully, the Powerpuffs were right on top of it and got the clothing back with my help. I even dragged the criminal behind it so Miss Keen could stomp on his back, breaking it. She may be a nice teacher, but get on her mean side and you will regret it, regardless of whether or not you're a student. Anyway, about four days of peace later, I was hanging out with Laura, her mother, Cindy, Robin, Capa, Lexi, Katherine, and Mecha at Townsville Beach. All of us were in swimsuits and working on our tans with sunscreen applied. I think all of them were two-piece except for Lexi's, and Capa's looked the best. The yellow bunny said, "I wish the Powerpuffs could have come here and seen this." I told her, "They're busy right now patrolling Townsville and making sure it's safe." Just then, I heard Blossom's voice from my communicator. She said, "Blade Lemon, the Rowdyruffs have just broken out of jail! Right now they don't seem to be doing anything... yet. Rico's with them too!" I said, "Okay Blossom, use the Powerpuff Signal if you need my help!" Laura was there too, and she was relaxing on her towel next to her mother. Robin asked Lexi, "How'd your feet get so big anyway? And what about your shorter arm-span? Does it... cripple you?" She told her, "They were probably an accident, just like you and the Powerpuffs were. My shorter arm-span doesn't really cripple me that much." Laura and her mother were fast asleep, trying to get a nice suntan. I then said, "Cindy, I forgot to ask you about your past." She looked around and said, "I like totally will, since you've been one heck of a nice girl since I like met you." Before she does that, let's cut to Rosanna, where she's competing in a surfing contest against several people at a secluded beach. Normally, those beaches are dangerous with lots of dark muddy sand, very dangerous riptides, and more. This isn't one of them, thankfully. There is a pool of dark muddy sand at Townsville Beach, but it's well out of the way and nobody's going to fall in on accident. Even if they do, it's only about four feet deep. One of the people in the contest happened to be Miss Keen, and the Powerpuffs noticed during their patrol of Townsville. Blossom said, "What the heck is our teacher doing? First she becomes a dancer, and now she's trying to surf?" Buttercup said, "We're going to have to ask her when we get back into school." Blossom said, "She better have a good excuse or else we're having Blade get her to tell us." They flew off and continued their patrol. Cutting back to me, Cindy said, "My past life was totally upsetting. When I was only six years old, I like lost my mother to a road traffic accident. It totally made me upset... but I somehow held on. On the day of the Powerpuff Girls birth, I was 16 years old. My father was injured in an accident... and he like died from his injuries..." Lexi said, "Cindy, that's one of the worst childhoods I've ever heard of." Cindy told her, "It totally gets worse. When I was 19 years old, I began taking care of some pigs at a nearby farm. A few weeks later, I came down with a severe case of swine flu... and I was totally going to die from it. Blossom came in and said that she felt awful for me. She had a gift for me: a vial of Chemical X. I was willing to take it to save my life, and not only did I totally become a Puff, but it also cured my sickness. Had I not taken it, I would, like, not be here right now." Robin was speechless, and Lexi said, "I wish I could have done something..." I asked Cindy, "If I comforted you, would you feel better?" She told me, "Once we get back home, you can like totally do that. Or you could totally bury my chest and like do it now." We went for a walk around the beach. Capa got curious and checked out a depression in the beach sand... then her feet began to sink into some dark muddy sand! She called me for help quickly, and I got over to her to do just that as it reached her knees by using my towel. She thanked me with a warm hug. When we got back home, I sprayed each one of my friends with the garden hose to get the sand off their feet. I went inside the house with Cindy and I wasted no time in pinning her to the ground and tickling her Puff feet. All you can hear for the next four minutes is Cindy's laughter. After I finished, Cindy said, "That totally felt so good, Blade... your magical fingers are like so soft." I said, "I need to practice my bungee jumping skills... by the way Laura, I might do this to you next... followed by your mother!" She was speechless. But first, Let's cut back to Rosanna, as she's currently ripping the competition up so far. She had just made the finals with Miss Keen, and both were hoping to take home the 100,000 gold bounty and gold trophy. The runner-up would get only 50,000 gold pieces and a silver trophy. Both of them were evenly matched, since Rosanna had agreed not to use her powers. For the first time in the entire competition, Rosanna wiped out and had to get back on her surfboard. When she did, a giant wave showed up and both of them performed an intense trick. After about 25 minutes of intense competition, the school teacher was declared the winner. Rosanna looked disappointed, as she had never known defeat at surfing before. She said, "Miss... Miss Keen...? I want to be your friend." The teacher took her hand and said, "Okay, Rosanna. I've got a lot to tell my students in the fall." In the meantime, Townsville was under attack by several mysterious fish from the sewers, and I was called into action. Thankfully, the Powerpuffs showed up, and Blossom quickly asked me to use my lightning ball. I fired it and one of the fish took big damage. The next thing I knew, Blossom shed her footwear and fired her lightning blasts from her hands and feet. This destroyed all of them, and Buttercup pounded her fists together and said, "Come on! I didn't get to do anything!" Bubbles said, "Oh well, I at least got to see my favorite power..." Before we cut to Fall, something drastic has happened to Laura's mother. When I visited them, Laura said, "It's horrible, Blade! My mother came down with a nasty virus!" We went to the hospital with her and found out it wasn't the Ebola virus, but it was another kind of virus. It was heal-able, so I did just that... but promptly passed out. This is also the first time someone got sick and didn't take Chemical X. Let's cut to Fall, when school starts back up. The students saw Miss Keen come in, and they said good morning to her after noticing she was in her standard outfit. She said, "Good morning, students! Before our first day of school begins, I need to tell you something. A lot of my friends requested that I try being a dancer AND entering a surfing contest... so I did both." Bubbles thought, "So that's why she was a dancer!" Buttercup said, "Good thing you told us when you did." She wanted to say why, but if she did, she would end up in time-out, just like in "Curses"... or worse! Then the first lesson of the school year began. By the way, the girls are still in Kindergarden no matter how many years pass, as this is a cartoon. This is also why nobody ages. I had my work cut out for me that day - I spent the first three hours of the school day stopping various crimes committed by nasty criminals - including saving a yellow star creature from a bomb that had been strapped to it. It was teleported away after a few seconds, and I wondered what it went. During this time, I got to face Ace, and the green mutated human never stood a chance against me. I did find out that he and his green gang broke up in about 2012 by Shadow Fang. Even after the latter's first death, he was the only member of the former gang who wanted to commit a crime. Their home had been moved after it was destroyed by Mecha in 2010. The only reason I fought him was because he had Raya, and he wasn't going to give her up easily. After I beat him, Raya got to spank him before he ended up in jail. Then she said I was welcome over her house any time I wanted and she wasn't busy. Later that day, shortly after school got out, Morbucks had played a nasty prank on Miss Keen that ended with her passing out. The brat then tied her to a pole with a ball on it, removed her red foot wraps, and spun the ball around her until she was tightly tied. Oh, and she stuck a pacifier in her mouth too. I showed up, shed my footwear, and said, "Morbucks, you're going to pay for this!" The Powerpuffs showed up and Blossom said, "Miss Morbucks, kidnapping our teacher won't make you a Powerpuff!" Since she was fully armored, I picked up Miss Keen's wraps and threw them at the brat. It did no damage to her armor, and she fired something at me, burning my yellow ear ribbons. Blossom pummeled her a few times, but she took it really well and hit her in the jaw with her spiked gauntlets, shedding some blood. Buttercup then tried to arm-wrestle her, but this was a big mistake. Her spiked gauntlets hit the front of her hand, opening up an artery and causing blood to ooze out of the wound. Thankfully, I was there to heal it. Bubbles then punched Morbucks several times in the face, shedding some more blood. Some of it splashed on my dress, and I said, "That was my favorite dress!" Then she held me down and was about to rip it... had it not been for Mecha's Fusion Blaster arm cannon. Yep, she sensed we were fighting and showed up to help us. The cyborg-Puff fusion created enough of a distraction for me to spin circles around Miss Keen. The next thing she knew, she was free, and she said, "Blade, thank you so much." Then she kneeled down and kissed each of us on the cheek. She said, "As a token of appreciation, you girls get a homework pass for a full week." Miss Keen said, "Your token of appreciation, Blade... is hanging out with me this weekend." The girls flew off back home, and Morbucks tried to get up. She growled and said, "Damn you Mecha! You're worse than Rico!" Miss Keen spanked her and said, "You're no longer a student at this classroom." But she wasn't done yet - she stomped on her back, but didn't break it. The teacher soon found herself back at home via my teleportation, followed by her red wraps. As for Morbucks, she was in jail again. So let's cut to Saturday afternoon, where Miss Keen was waiting for me to come to her house. I got there and said, "Sorry if I'm a little bit late." She said, "You're right on time, I was thinking about what we should have for supper tonight." I told her, "We're getting garlic pizza from Supino's." I flew there, ordered it, and flew back there. We had four slices each, and both of us burped after we were done. Miss Keen then took the time to change into her nightgown, which was actually two-piece. I changed into mine, and we decided to watch a movie together... it was Raya's movie. I can tell you that her acting was extremely good, and they even got Laura and her mother to appear in it as two of the women she saved in it. At the end of it, it was about 8:30 PM. Yep, the movie was that long. I decided I'd talk to her for a bit, so I asked her, "Miss Keen, when did you start wearing the foot wraps?" She told me, "Um, in about 2006 when I found out how soft and comfortable the floor was. The students thought I was being strange at first, but they got used to it. Of course, the class bully had a lot of fun making fun of it. I had to add a new rule called 'no touching my feet' and made the penalty be a severe spanking. The dress code also had to be changed too, but so far I've only had to spank four different people." I said, "That's very... um, intresting. I think I want to do something to you." She said, "You do? Anyway, I then started to get my nails polished in about 2008 to show off. Ever since I acquired these thicker muscles, I've stopped getting kidnapped as often." She closed her eyes and relaxed herself as I gave her a foot rub followed by a back massage... she really enjoyed both, and wished I could do this to her every Friday. I then went to wash my hands. Back in Vilestown, it was a full moon, and the Powerpunk Girls were reborn. Berserk said, "My stomach..." Brat said, "My head is spinning..." Brute said, "I... I can't feel my arms... once we get back to full strength, Blade, your butt is ours..." Since they had no energy, they had to go straight to bed. That night I slept with the teacher, who agreed not to tell anybody about it, as it's only between me and her. The next morning, I woke up and found out Miss Keen was downstairs and had finished taking a shower. So I decided to take a nice hot bath while she prepared breakfast. I really enjoyed it, and after blowing her a kiss I flew out the door... and found a plush of the three Powerpuffs as well as some needles. I grinned and said, "I'm gonna have so much fun with these... at least those damn potatoes won't get their hands on them." I teleported them back, then began my morning patrol around the city. During this time, I found Raya sitting on a park bench, and she said she heard some rumors about a yellow dancer coming into town as a guest dancer. No, it's not going to be a princess - it's going to be an original character you'll find out about in the next story. I was about to sit next to her, when my super-hearing picked up some screaming. I shed my footwear and flew off in that direction. Turns out several young women were being kidnapped by some criminals. I darted off after them, and once I blew their tires, they jumped out and I broke their guns with some hard-hitting punches. I also had the help of Betty and Katie, a Puff with no legs. After beating the criminals, I saved them, and they said, "Thank you Blade..." Each one kissed me on the cheek, and I flew them back home. Then I returned to Raya, put my footwear back on, and said, "Those damn women got themselves in trouble." Just then I found a strange box with some words on it and a magical gemstone glowing in various colors. Yes, this is a reference to what could be a future crossover. I looked at it and said, "There's some words here..." but decided not to read it. Who knows, maybe it might be another way to Vilestown. After talking to Raya for a bit, I left her and went to the bookstore. Windy Chain's latest book was on sale about the Powerpuffs, and it was about 265 pages long. I decided to get it for Buttercup, and she said, "Blade, if this book has even one of us die, I'm going to do something so nasty to you that you'll be so sick!" Even though Windy was now a good woman, she still loved her dark twists, and there was no hiding it. I went on with the rest of my day, and I decided to get my fortune told. However, the fortune teller saw a clear and normal future for me. When I stepped out of the booth, I saw Buttercup with a very happy look on her face. She said, "Blade Lemon, that was the best book I've ever read in my whole life! Sure, it was quite violent, but none of us died." We hugged one another and flew back home. From there, she challenged me to an arm-wrestling match. She beat me, of course. Mecha was hired by an unknown woman to team up with her as she attempted to raid a pyramid. At about 8:30 PM, Mecha returned without her and said, "She died a gruesome death to a spiked pit trap that she didn't see coming until it was too late. Oh well... here's your money, Blade." She opened up her massive mechanical stomach and spilled out numerous gold coins, gems, and various other treasures. It totaled about 15.75 million gold. This also included the money it had cost to be hired in the first place, but the cyborg Puff felt no remorse for the fallen woman. Don't ask me how she can fit that much in there. It's using cartoon logic. Right now I have about 97 million gold, mostly from all the suicide-difficulty class missions I handled off-screen... oh, and our raids on the sunken ruins too. This makes me the second-richest girl in all of Townsville... and all of it is in an extremely highly-secured vault. My house is also highly-secured too, preventing people from just raiding it. I then learned that Morbucks (who is still richer than me) had gotten an infection from one of her injuries, and once she was out of jail, she would get revenge on me and my friends... or at least try to. The fortune teller told me that the next time I fought Morbucks, one of us was most likely going to get sent to the hospital with a major life-changing injury... or worse! "Townsville's safe for now, but a lot of drastic events have happened over the past few months to make it stand out from the canon Townsville! From the death of Monster Island, to Morbucks becoming a 'freaking' orphan, to more new people forced to become crime fighters due to tragic events, and many more! However, an extremely bulky four-armed male alien leader named Lorkan is seeking revenge on humanity for whatever reason... with the help of his massive army! We'll have to wait until next time to see what happens!"

*pink/red hearts screen appears*

"For now, though... the day is saved... thanks to The Powerpuff Girls! And their friend Blade Lemon!"

*Blade and the Powerpuff Girls appear together via four light trails, from left to right: Bubbles, Blossom, Blade, Buttercup*

THE END :)

COMING SOON: An alien invasion of Townsville happens! Featuring unlikely friendships, lots of alien blood, more about Capa, a dance-off between Raya and a yellow dancer, a drastic fight between Blade and Princess Morbucks, and more!
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